@kathygriffin- How the f**k did I wake up in Vegas w a club stamp on my wrist? Sh*t, I think I gave myself a roofie again

@kathygriffin- Yep, it’s TRUE, I’m hosting an “alternative” special 4 the royal wedding 4 @tvguide (I.e. Irreverent) April 29

@kathygriffin- Ok, not really. @ a shoot. Very @KimKardashian of me…

@kathygriffin- As promised! Oh my goodness, is that my hand on Quentin’s, um, privates? Oh well, it was a roast…

@kathygriffin- I really think @sarahKSilverman is admiring my rack!

@kathygriffin- Ok, I couldn’t figure out my flash on f ing iPhone, BUT STILL…F ING FONDA!!!!

@kathygriffin- U caught me getting f ed up on my Sizzurp!! Ok, it’s orange soda, I’m just tryin to b thug.

@kathygriffin- That’s that dude from Vampire Diaries @iansomerhalder We are telling each other to suck it.

@kathygriffin- Ok, I admit, we’re not taking it very well…remember, it’s an honor 2 b nominated

@kathygriffin- Gloria Estefan teaching me how to scrunch my REAL hair. THAT’S a pal!