@johncmayer- Does anybody know of a bar in LA that I could get my drink on and play some Tecmo Bowl?
@johncmayer- Does anybody know of a bar in LA that I could get my drink on and play some Tecmo Bowl?
@johncmayer- No. But I am sleeping with your wife. RT @don_carlo_4- Are u and Jessica still together my wife wants to know?
@johncmayer- In LA, if you see a girl and think she’s cute, chances are good that she has been made aware of it by too many other people to be level.
@johncmayer- This is why when I see an attractive girl I just keep staring at her until I convince myself she’s not at all attractive. Crisis averted.
@johncmayer- To clarify: I will not be appearing on @chelsealately‘s- show. I will be watching at home and tweeting my own commentary.
@johncmayer- So far this show has come through with its promise of lots of exclamation points but zero E.
@johncmayer- I think I just heard Chelsea’s chair yawn.
@johncmayer- This guy on the treadmill at the gym gave me a dirty look today. All I did was ask if he minded scooting up so i could run behind him.
@johncmayer- Tonight, at a bar: went to pee, couldn’t pee. Pretended to pee, didn’t pee. Flushed, zipped, washed hands, left. Need to pee.
@johncmayer- Just sat on one of those toilets you flush and the water comes up a little too high and kisses your satchel. Viva la TMI!!
@johncmayer- Jay-Z is so good he makes me want to pack and move back to NYC tomorrow. Er, actually, maybe when the “hot wet garbage” months have passed.
@johncmayer- I’m ready to play that guitar part to D.O.A. anytime he needs me.