@johncmayer- “NY-Z: An ABSOLUT Collaboration with Jay-Z,” by Danny Clinch.
@johncmayer- Sunday night songwriting: “I Found Myself (When I Lost You)”
@johncmayer- Whenever they say it can’t be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn.
@johncmayer- And while I’m using today for looking at myself under harsh light, I think it’s time to stop trying to be so raw in interviews…
@johncmayer- I just wanted to play the guitar for people. Everything else just sort of popped up and I improvised, and kept doubling down on it…
@johncmayer- And that’s what adulthood is: you wake from the nightmare and realize there’s no bigger bed to climb into.
@johncmayer- My life on the road is a lot like ’70s Fleetwood Mac, except instead of cocaine it’s Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
@johncmayer- More people would watch the State of the Union Address if President Obama introduced a new gadget at the end. Just saying.
@johncmayer- I need to get back into the gym. I’m all for having boobs against my chest but not when they’re mine.
@johncmayer- 2010s: being safe and happy, learning, showing grace to others while tending to our own betterment, and enjoying life. FIN. XO.